99 Replies by girls

99 Replies by girls to love proposals...

1) Nahi
2) Chiiiii..... Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare,
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai.
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai.
5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao,
6) Tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ? Yeh shayad infatuation hai.
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai...??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi.. hai naa..bhaiyya. .??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye metally prepared nahi hoo.
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu...??
11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) But we were just good friends... i never thought of u in tat way....
13) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
14) Guy : I love you. Girl : Even I love myself. So what's the big deal?
15) Guy : I love you. Girl : Ok.
16) Sorry
17) "......Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai.....
18) SLAP !! ....:( (ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said)
19) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"
20) "Yes .. I too like you ... (but hope you don't cheat on me ) "
21) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye
22) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
23) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki... (probably followed by a slap)
24) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do... Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope) Girl: saat janam !
25) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu...
26) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon...
27) Girl: Hee hee ......hee hee hee.....hee ....hee..... .hee..... . Hee hee ......hee hee hee.....hee ....hee..... .hee..... .
28) Boy: I love U! Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.
29) Keep loving I don't care.
30) Filmi hit-Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho...
31) Everytime u only need to do it seems.
32) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
33) Tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
34) Tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
35) Mummy se pooch kar bataungi
36) Mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
37) "What?"
38)"Let's just stay away from this"
39) Chal hatt hawa aane de......
40) Oye fitte muh tera ( Punjabi Style )
41) "Give me some free space"
42) I'm the niece of your Head Of Dept.
43) My friend in college got one classic reply ... "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
44) Thanks. I love you, too.
45) Boy : Tina, I love u... Girl : .....SLAP... Mera naam Rita hai...
46) Boy :- Sonya, I love U..... Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai....
47) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
48) I don't like your surname.
49) HEY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A GREAT FRIEND FOR ME...FOREVER. ....!!!
50) Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.
51) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
52) I like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this...cant we be just good friends for ever...
53) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot.
54) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.)
55) And the most common reply amongst all is - "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her.
56) Ladki: Mai abhi itni mature nahi hu ki apni Shaadi ke bare me khud soch saku...
57) Gal: Main tumhe pasand karti huin par tum nahi jante mere ghar balo ko agar ye baat pata chali to pata nahi kya ho jayega. Humare liye ye sab soochna bhi paap hain. Please......
58) Boy : I love you Girl : Seruppu Pinjidum.... .. (From a Tamil girl)
59) "Tum Phir aa Gaye... Tumhe sharam nahi Aati..."
60) Hamare Ghar main yeh sab allowed nahi hai
61) Ohh no...not again. (ooopps!!)
62) Main bhi tumse pyar karti hoon but mera dharam hai ki mere mata pita meri shaadi karen main karoongi par sada tum hi mere pyar rahoge!!
63) Gal: I didn't think of this, I need time to think, will call u tonight. (Leave from that place) ............ ........ This means "Success"
64) Naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eenn.... Hum aisa soch bhi naheen sakte.... "Hum dono ke khandaan ek doosre ke khoon ke pyaasey hain"..... Filmy very Filmy
65) I cannot commit anything now because we don't know each other. Let's understand each other first then will think of future!!!!!
66) Girl: Dekho humlog sirf ek aache doost hain aur maine is baare main kabhi soocha hi nahi. Aur abhi to humari age bhi kya hui hain ye sab soochne ke liye.
67) Girl: How dare you? Flee from here. Never show me your face again!!!
68) Boy : I love you Girl : Hmmmmmmmmm.. ......... ......... .. Thank You
69) Boy: I love u...Do u love me too??? Girl: Can u repeat the question?
70) " I am going around with someone else, agar thode din baad tum muje ache lage to bata dungi!!!!"
71) Boy: Hey Sweetheart, Do u believe in "Love at first Sight" OR shall I pass by again Girl: U can guess the reaction
72) Boy: I Love You Girl: I Love You too.... Boy >> Girl: April Fool Banaya...
73) "Mujhse pyaar karke tumhe kuchh nahin milega...... ... Main bhi tumhe bahut pyaar karte hoon but Mujhe blood Cancer hai......... ."
74) Main to tumhe ek acche ghar ka ladka samjhti thi, par shayad main galat thi.....
75) Boy : I love you Girl : I love myself too........
76) Boy: Main tumse pyar kartha hou!!! Girl: Pahchan kaun!!!!!!!!
77) (Boy goes to bed @ night holdin' the picture of the girl in his hand... rings her up to say g'night) Boy: Sweetheart, you are the one I see every night before I go to bed! Girl (watchin' herself in the mirror): Me too!
78) Girl: Tum mere liye sirf colleague ho, us level tak to tum kabhi pahuch hi nahi sakte...
79) Boy: I Love you... Girl: Cho Shweeeeeet of you... ..... SLAP!!!! :-@ raasta naap abhi...
80) Phele kaabhi aapko dekha nahi... Who are you???
81) Boy: I Love You Kkk...Kkkk.. .Kkkkk... Kiran... Girl: SLAP...At least dialogue copy karte ho to .... Naam to change karo...MY NAME IS Malleshwari
82) Boy: I love you Girl: Ae, Maine puchcha kya?
83) Actually.... ....... I don't feel the spark in this relationship. ...... Don't misunderstand me,
84) Boy : India Achca laga ? Girl : Haan Boy : India ke log Achche Lage? Girl Haan Boy : Phir, wapas jaana zaroori hai kya ? Girl : Itni si baat kehne mein itni der laga di
85) Boy: I love u. Girl:- (Gussese) to kya mai nachu...
86) Boy: I love u. Girl:- Mera bhai bahut bada mukkebaaz hai... he got training for boxing for Mike Tyson.
87) Boy: I love u. Girl:- Mera boyfriend police me encounter specialist hai.
88) Boy: I love u. Girl:- muzhe angreji (English) nahi aati.
89) Boy: I love u. Do u love me? Girl:- Dubaara mat puchna ( in the same style as that of in Menthos ad)
90) Boy: I love u. (Boy is a Software engineer) Girl:- Mera bhai tumhare PM ka jigari dost hai. 91) Boy: I love u. Girl:- Tumhari soorat mere sage(real) bhai se milti hai.
92) Girl : Ha Ha Ha !!! Tumhaari majaak karney ki aadat jaayegi nahi... Sachhi ur sense of humour is tooooooo guuud... ?
93) Boy: I luv u...bole tho tumahre liye mere under bahut pyar hai... Girl: I luv u tho theek hai...par pahle under pyar dekhau...hahahaha. ...
94) Gal: tumhe mujhe jyada achi ladki mil jaayegi. ( it means she is hopiong to find some one better than you)
95) Boy: I love u. Girl (stunned...remains silent) Boy: To kya mai tumhari is khamoshi ko haan samjhu??? Girl (gets irritated and slaps) Boy (stunned...remains silent) Girl : Khamosh kyu ho??
96) Boy : I love you Girl : Bol diya? Aur kuch? Chal, ab kaam pe chal..
97) Boy: I love you Girl: Haan to? Tumse pehle 10 log aur bol chuke...
98) Excuse me plz!!!
99) Boy: I Love u. Girl: Mummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

Hey guys n girls this topic was actually posted by one of ma best frnd Jaideep Kaur........if u have any suggestions plz tell me , i will add ur suggestions.
If ur a girl than u can help me by giving some more answers......

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